Found this funny email doing the rounds on the internet. It truly refects the state of the Bombay shock market.
Dear Shareholders,
Through self RELIANCE, you will have the POWER & ENERGY to bear all your losses. This COMMUNICATION is directly from our boss who is making CAPITAL on your behalf. Remember, you foolish investors are our NATURAL RESOURCES.
Yours Truly,
Aadhi Duniya Apna Group (ADAG)
Roz India Looto (RIL)
"The broker is not your friend. He is more like a doctor who charges patients on how frequently they change their medicine."
Forthcoming IPO from Reliance Group
RELIANCE NURSING HOME
RELIANCE SCHOOL
RELIANCE COLLEGE
RELIANCE JOB PLACEMENT
RELIANCE MALL
RELIANCE BANK
JEENA RELIANCE MARNA RELIANCE
THE HOT FAVOURITE STOCKS:
RPL (Raha Paisa to Lenge)
RNRL (Rona Nahi Fir Bhi Ro Lenge)
RIL (Risk in Life)
REL (Roz Ek Lafda)
Dear Shareholders,
Through self RELIANCE, you will have the POWER & ENERGY to bear all your losses. This COMMUNICATION is directly from our boss who is making CAPITAL on your behalf. Remember, you foolish investors are our NATURAL RESOURCES.
Yours Truly,
Aadhi Duniya Apna Group (ADAG)
Roz India Looto (RIL)
"The broker is not your friend. He is more like a doctor who charges patients on how frequently they change their medicine."
Forthcoming IPO from Reliance Group
RELIANCE NURSING HOME
RELIANCE SCHOOL
RELIANCE COLLEGE
RELIANCE JOB PLACEMENT
RELIANCE MALL
RELIANCE BANK
JEENA RELIANCE MARNA RELIANCE
THE HOT FAVOURITE STOCKS:
RPL (Raha Paisa to Lenge)
RNRL (Rona Nahi Fir Bhi Ro Lenge)
RIL (Risk in Life)
REL (Roz Ek Lafda)
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